Yes child, enjoy your naive appreciation of life’s novelty. Soon you will grow and so will your disdain for this banal existence you once considered beautiful.
Yes child, enjoy your naive appreciation of life's novelty.
February 24th, 2009Drat, thwarted so close to freedom's sweet caress…
February 18th, 2009
Drat, thwarted so close to freedom’s sweet caress… I dreamed for but a taste of the decadent west, and now my eulogy is sung by guard dogs and alarm bells.
Lie back and think of summers in Kiev, o cloudless sky.
February 17th, 2009
Lie back and think of summers in Kiev, o cloudless sky.
Our edifices are firm but gentle lovers!
You shall not want for steel…
The men I've sent to death weigh heavily on my mind;
February 16th, 2009
The men I’ve sent to death weigh heavily on my mind; but this burden is but a fist of straw compared to the strain of the republic.
Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…
February 15th, 2009
Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…
Go back to Oklahoma!
Alarm!! Don your masks or you will dance the sarin jig this night!!!
February 11th, 2009
Alarm!! Don your masks or you will dance the sarin jig this night!!!
I have bested my brethren this day!!!
February 9th, 2009
I have bested my brethren this day!!!
It is I who will inflict happiness and joy upon countless children in the Moscow Circus!
Have strength, my little cabbage.
February 6th, 2009
Have strength, my little cabbage. By the mercy of NKVD Order No. 00447, we have been chosen for Resettlement.
We will show the tin mines of Kolyma the true power of the proletariat.
Aaaaah… Pig iron, your musk is that of glorious industry…
February 4th, 2009
Aaaaah… Pig iron, your musk is that of glorious industry …
You're light on your payments again Andrei.
February 3rd, 2009
If we discover you’ve been holding out, you’ll be treated to a reunion with your cousins at the bottom of the Moskva.