
-Pa-pa what manner of birds are they?
-Not birds my child, but vile couriers of fiery death, recite the family prayer and dream of a joyous reunion with mother.

-Pa-pa what manner of birds are they?
-Not birds my child, but vile couriers of fiery death, recite the family prayer and dream of a joyous reunion with mother.
The only problem with pictures like these, is that I'll look at one, and next thing I know it's been an hour and half and I've clicked through about 300 of them! LOL
@Sasha
It's ironic humor: the juxtaposition of a completely outdated and oversimplified conception of the Soviets/Russia that entered the West via the Cold War against a modern fluffy humor meme.
@Marco:
And... the point of the site would be something other than writing a 'funny' caption for some text in a language you can't read?
Wow Sasha, I'm surprised that comments like yours on this excellent site are still made! Talk about missing the point ...
M.
Wow, guys, if you *really* want u00d0u00afolcats that badly, just copy/paste some Lolcats in a language you can't read, and make a stupid heading. Since these aren't actually translated from Russian, it takes only knowledge of basic English and common American stereotypes to reproduce u00d0u00afolcats. I trust all the readers here have the ability to do that.
Katherine Anderson is a ROLcat in training.
A pink pussyROLcat with a high-wattage smile.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh,...I love ROLcat ! ...
h17 m3 up on 5kyp3
xrolxcatx
iIovroc10982
When I'm on a quiet stroll
Becuase lifes' taken its toll
my mind turns to Rol
and I am directed pleasantly toward my goal
And if me and the wife have a spat
I tell the bitch to take a dirt nap
and cozy up with a rolcat
It's a wrap
Com'on bring the NOISe cats oish & Bill. Where are the frezzing frisky ROLLED-OATcats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROLLED-OATcats...wow! Now there's an idea. You can have it free of charge. I give you all rights.
hmmm...I could go for a ROLLED-OATcar right now...
ROLcats come back!... We love you and want to make you aour baby-momma. We wanna do it with the ROLcats heavy heaven carpet belzy snacktatin golz ==makinby SMEGcats.
R.O.C. FOREVER . . . . . . . . .
one-hundred-and four DAZZLE cats S.C.E.P.T.R.E DANCEcats duddlying.
doo-duddle-one-hundred-and-four-duddle
SMULGcats UNITE!!! Smite thee interloper !!
FREZcats SPIN!!! SPIN!!!!
S-P-I-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You lie, trotskyite!
Bill Nordwall, the domain owner, posted to his twitter after your post.
This guy might also be involved with rolcats
http://twitter.com/oish1
I have a backup of this whole site and all the comments in
case anything happens
What a sad day. I didn't know he had died. This is a place for inspiration and laughs. Hope someone with the same ideas can step in and keep up the good work.
It's official. The blog maker; Peter nordeg passed away several months ago. I can't really find any information on him on the internet. Does anyone have more info about his death?
Christ in a prom dress, mate. WTF is it you require to produce more rolcats? Plainly you have an appreciative audience. Please do not ignore us.
I applaud you for your creative and wonderful service to us, but I demand more of your long overdue work!
Smulg/FREZ/erinjensencats/Beefcats
beefcars
it's a sweet thing
car-cats/beefsmoke cheap thing
SMULG.vs.FREZ---CARS...
SMULGcars FREZsmoke heat things
I eat things
teeth gaps the gap-tooth
spurt-tooth
CATSWITHSHARPTEETH.com
FREZCAPS.com
INTER.com
caps with sweet twitters.
all hot things capped.
on everybodys wall the scarlet cat the ROLcat
without a human face the ROLcat the FREZcat
with human teeth
the GAPPED-TOOTH SMULGcat!!!
Frezzing and fizzing
at summers blasted pace with pawprints soft
a ROLcat bounces
flounces and strolls
every blasted ounce
forgotten on the tarmac
Rolf Harris pounces
all
...ROLcats in Paris
Please come back. The proletariat are in desperate need.
Your lethargic display of apathy toward the workers, and your lack of industry is shameful. We the workers do not believe this is a legitimate response, nor do we celebrate your tenacity!
We have long since believed you have survived! Our love has not been but a dalliance!
We intend you to bear more ROLCats, this request you will not deny. It is true! ROLCats-run media is best for everyone! Your failing is lack of hard work and diligence.
Will you kindly post more ROLCats, or will you force us to violence??!!1
SMULGcats vs FREZcats
CAGEMATCH!!!
Winner battles ROLcats
for the belt
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MICHAELJACKSONcats anyone?
This lone respite has, like all other brief bursts of light in this cold continual darkness that is existence, been taken from me. I am only consoled that my unremitting agony is but a fistful of straw compared to the burden of the state. But even that consolation grows dull and leaden. I believe you take joy in my suffering, though I commend you for finding any joy in this life.
beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef beef
more ROLCATS please.
chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken
maybe a book is coming, look at this tweet to bill nordwall, co-founder.
http://twitter.com/swindsor/status/1312687534
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