What manner of birds?

-Pa-pa what manner of birds are they?

-Not birds my child, but vile couriers of fiery death, recite the family prayer and dream of a joyous reunion with mother.

123 Responses to “What manner of birds?”

  1. Krisp Guy says:

    You lie, trotskyite!
    Bill Nordwall, the domain owner, posted to his twitter after your post.
    This guy might also be involved with rolcats
    http://twitter.com/oish1
    I have a backup of this whole site and all the comments in
    case anything happens

  2. tunguska says:

    DAMN YOU< KRISP GUY!!!<
    My budding internet fraud hoaxed career has been nipped in the bud!!!

  3. tunguska says:

    SMULGcats UNITE!!! Smite thee interloper !!
    FREZcats SPIN!!! SPIN!!!!
    S-P-I-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. tunguska says:

    one-hundred-and four DAZZLE cats S.C.E.P.T.R.E DANCEcats duddlying.
    doo-duddle-one-hundred-and-four-duddle

  5. tunguska says:

    one-hundred-and-five

  6. tunguska says:

    Com’on bring the NOISe cats oish & Bill. Where are the frezzing frisky ROLLED-OATcats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ROLLED-OATcats…wow! Now there’s an idea. You can have it free of charge. I give you all rights.
    hmmm…I could go for a ROLLED-OATcar right now…
    ROLcats come back!… We love you and want to make you aour baby-momma. We wanna do it with the ROLcats heavy heaven carpet belzy snacktatin golz ==makinby SMEGcats.
    R.O.C. FOREVER . . . . . . . . .

  7. krisp guy says:

    h17 m3 up on 5kyp3
    xrolxcatx
    iIovroc10982

    When I’m on a quiet stroll
    Becuase lifes’ taken its toll
    my mind turns to Rol
    and I am directed pleasantly toward my goal

    And if me and the wife have a spat
    I tell the bitch to take a dirt nap
    and cozy up with a rolcat
    It’s a wrap

  8. tunguska says:

    My mind turns to Raoul.

  9. krisp guy says:

    yo give these role-cats some acai shit aight

  10. tunguska says:

    Aight…

  11. Bob says:

    I speak for everyone when I say: MOAR.

  12. Krisp Guy says:

    I speak for everycat when I say: MEOR.

  13. tunguska says:

    Katherine Anderson is a ROLcat in training.
    A pink pussyROLcat with a high-wattage smile.
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh,…I love ROLcat ! …

  14. Sasha says:

    Well, you don’t actually need to know Russian to set up these blogs, since these aren’t actually translated from Russian.

  15. Sasha says:

    Wow, guys, if you *really* want Яolcats that badly, just copy/paste some Lolcats in a language you can’t read, and make a stupid heading. Since these aren’t actually translated from Russian, it takes only knowledge of basic English and common American stereotypes to reproduce Яolcats. I trust all the readers here have the ability to do that.

  16. Marco says:

    Wow Sasha, I’m surprised that comments like yours on this excellent site are still made! Talk about missing the point …

    M.

  17. Daniel says:

    More Rolcats Please!

  18. Sasha says:

    @Marco:
    And… the point of the site would be something other than writing a ‘funny’ caption for some text in a language you can’t read?

  19. Please update your site, it is by far one of the funniest sites I’ve been to in a long time.

  20. tunguska says:

    Katherine Anderson is a delicious ROLcat!

  21. Joe says:

    @Sasha

    It’s ironic humor: the juxtaposition of a completely outdated and oversimplified conception of the Soviets/Russia that entered the West via the Cold War against a modern fluffy humor meme.

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