Mother, if my constitution is unfit for gymnast…
The grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward!
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These are amazing.
You Komrades kill me like the bitter winters that fought back our European enemies.
I will not always be so small and helpless-one day to me you will build monuments!
This is FANTASTIC!!!!!
@Ivan
Your translation is slightly off…
Believe me, I won’t always be so small and helpless.
Plus, I have a fantastic memory.
Pamyat’nik is a monument. Pamyat’ is memory.
@Ivan Groznie: память = memory; памятник = monument. I will not always be small and helpless… and my memory is excellent!
Oops, somebody else already pointed that out. Sorry! Ignore the kitten behind the curtain.
Is someone actually trying to learn Russian from these? Ok, I’m just going to cut these people some slack. Um, I have a few “true Russian” tours to sell you when you get to Moscow, too.
We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh – so long as its @ others’ expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.
Fantastic
I feel so cool when I copy-paste….using two buttons at once is like being a ninja
Not bad!
Oh, hey guys, sorry to bother you all again, but did you see my ointment somewhere around here? The rash is back again and it’s really bad this time.
I’m an emotional lapdog!
Removed scene from “Psycho”. Cat: I dun kno whatchu want wif dat knife but is wrong room!