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Removed scene from "Psycho". Cat: I dun kno whatchu want wif dat knife but is wrong room!

I'm an emotional lapdog!

Oh, hey guys, sorry to bother you all again, but did you see my ointment somewhere around here? The rash is back again and it's really bad this time.

Not bad!

I feel so cool when I copy-paste....using two buttons at once is like being a ninja

Fantastic

We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh - so long as its @ others' expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

Is someone actually trying to learn Russian from these? Ok, I'm just going to cut these people some slack. Um, I have a few "true Russian" tours to sell you when you get to Moscow, too.

Oops, somebody else already pointed that out. Sorry! Ignore the kitten behind the curtain.

@Ivan Groznie: u00d0u00bfu00d0u00b0u00d0u00bcu00d1u008fu00d1u0082u00d1u008c = memory; u00d0u00bfu00d0u00b0u00d0u00bcu00d1u008fu00d1u0082u00d0u00bdu00d0u00b8u00d0u00ba = monument. I will not always be small and helpless... and my memory is excellent!

@Ivan

Your translation is slightly off...

Believe me, I won't always be so small and helpless.
Plus, I have a fantastic memory.

Pamyat'nik is a monument. Pamyat' is memory.

This is FANTASTIC!!!!!

I will not always be so small and helpless-one day to me you will build monuments!

You Komrades kill me like the bitter winters that fought back our European enemies.

These are amazing.