Were it not for fashionable style haircut..

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Sniper’s bullet would have made my death.. it is true!

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Oooh, a new idiom for me: "u00d1u0081 u00d0u00bfu00d0u00b5u00d1u0080u00d0u00b5u00d0u00bfu00d0u00beu00d1u008f" -- which, according to Ozhegov, basically means "from too much booze."

Here's my loose translation:

RIDDLE
So cute and furry you can hardly bear it,
I'm not a hamster, nor a ferret.
Invisible to the human eye --
Unless, of course, you're drunk or high.

(The second line actually does say literally "not a hamster and not a ferret," but I took some liberties with the rest of the poem.)

What do you mean? Cold? I'm sweating!

We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh - so long as its @ others' expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

Oh my...definitely my favorite yet!

P.S. Where is moose?

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