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My living quarters are comprised of the bone meal of the bourgeois!
omg. lol.
This blog is made of pure genius.
usually i like to have a good laugh at my own self, and yes, the country i was born in.
but to tell you the truth, the original text is usually funny or kind. Anyway, only someone who never lived in Soviet Russia can write something so ignorant.
Why ignorant? Because stereotypes never did any good to anyone…
shut up irina
yes, Irina, do shut up! after only short time in the west, you begin to display the gaseous self-righteousness of the bourgeois oppressor!
codykij:
thank you darling! you are quite intelligent and catch on very fast!
i think you mean bourgeoisie, not bourgeois. also, where are the jokes about the russia mafia or putin? oh wait, all russians are commies, my mistake
I like the original text better, I have to say. :/
the original texts are much better…
the translations are pretty dumb, samey and unimaginative – russia used to be part of the USSR, hail Lenin and the party etc. etc. hardly a work of comedy genius.
The origional taxts are NOT better. They are nicer perhaps, but on the whole they are sappy and unimaginative. There is a picture of a cat sniffing the air. The Russians say he is….smelling food… The American (or whatever) makes a crazy leap into communist propaganda-land and has him worshiping industry. Cat worshiping industry=funny. Cat smelling food=stupid.
Свободный рынок будет преобладать!
Love and respect to our neighbourly friends.
Seriously get a fucking sense of humor you douchebags. Like the person before me said, a cat worshipping industry, cat and mouse mocking christmas, etc are fucking hilarious.
Yep, these are hilarious. I can’t understand how some people don’t get the joke. Appreciate the real translations though – thanks to the Russki’s that have done the real translations in the comments, keep em coming.
The posts are repetitive and stupid. I’m waiting for you guys to start farting and slamming beer cans on your heads! Thank you Asshole for choosing that as your name, ’nuff said.
Is anyone else wondering why Fluent is still here if he or she seems to hate it so much?
rolCats makes glorious feline learnings of Russia for benefit of lesser foreign infidels! Yesh kamesh comrades!
I think the mis-translations are bad. A more “real” translation would be better. Some of these are not even close to the original!
God damn, why did Kruschev have to pussy out… we could have ended this in 62.
Reinventing the lolcats, what an achievement! Bookmarked
i guess i don’t understand russia’s “heightened” sense of humor. oh well, i guess i’ll just have to go back to reading things that make sense.
Lord there are some morons visiting this blog.
Look, as a resident member of Alaska, I can see Russia from my house. I could throw a moose at them if I had to. They are a wonderful industrious people who in no way wish to crush capitalism or the corporate machine.
This site and it’s author are pure genius. Obviously some people are not enlightened enough to laugh at themselves. We laugh at racial and cultural stereotypes precisely because they are so ridiculous. When people finally realize we are all on this planet together we’ll stop hating each other just because we are different. Sites like this are a step toward taking ourselves a little less seriously and finding the beauty in our differences. Keep em coming!
“Свободный рынок будет преобладать!”
Well done. Now if only all your countrymen were as educated as you.
RUSSIA STRONG!!!!1111111
Wake up! Time for my breakfast.
I for one welcome our new Marxist Feline overlords!
Highly original idea, though it becomes repetitive. I get it, communist cats=funny. Perhaps the translation of other lolcats would make things more interesting…?
new additions soon, please comrade?
Moar nao
Else to the gulag with you for re-education
More please dear comrades
I like this one, This is what a Mouse would see. I’d scared
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I find English version rather funny and clever, unlike its Russian banal rhymed verses…