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@John Smith:
So what do you drink to conserve the purity of your natural bodily fluids?

Unfortunately fluoridated water is considered suitable for drinking in America.

my very favorite.

this website is absolute win.

hi... the translations are totally fake, i just read the real one and it goes something like "winning first place came as a tota surprise for us, since we were actually on a mass escape"... tsss...

Awesome. I burst out laughing.

well, guys, just think!

the english phrase is far too short.. besides, in the russian(?) text, there are two sentences (there's an exclamation mark in between...)
learn to read cyrillc: there is no such word as "u00d0u0090u00d0u00bcu00d0u00b5u00d1u0080u00d0u00b8u00d0u00bau00d0u00b0u00d0u00bd" (American)

Actually, it was never common in Russia to call Americans pigs. Or "running dogs". Both come from American movies made by people who for some reason could not get a hold of a real Russian speaker and pay him 50 bucks to give them a word or two.

NEWSFLASH: Clones of olympic swimming hero Phelps have been sighted.

tmart is a comedy genius. You all shut up.

I'm an American and this one totally made me burst out laughing.

This one is the best one. Evidence: tmart.

Ok, now I'm pretty sure the site makers don't know Russian. This one you could've just translated straight up and got something suitable for the site. XD

I'm full American, and I find this one hilarious. If tmart wants to make ignorant statements about an entire country, then fine by me. Way to bring the Taliban into this too. Classy.

wow Harold, you really liked this one... had to paste on it twice!!!!

We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh - so long as its @ othersu00e2u0080u0099 expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

tmart, it's a JOKE. ie the translations are FAKE ;)

Also, Harold is a lame spammer!

I love how no matter what shitty country these people are from, the only thing they can come up with is to call us pigs. If you Russians are jealous of us too then go join in with the Taliban.

We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh - so long as its @ others' expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

So we're a bunch of cops?

Tee-hee!

Love your other work, too!

Fave!