Come nightfall I will leave Pripyat forever and make for the verdant hills of Dnipropetrovsk!
My iodine rations are depleted!
The real translation: "Owner, gimme back my tranquilizers! I'm warning you, my nerves are shot to hell!"
First bottle is free. Next cost you a hundred rats each.
Love the pseudo-translations! Brilliant. Ha ha.
This isnt correct. I asked 1 Belarusian and 1 Bulgarian and here is the combo I have gotten.
Master, please give me my depressant I am warning you in me the nerves are spiking
It's like the epic Gogol Bordello journey but in reverse.
Love this website...the cat photos and comment translations are priceless!
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We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh - so long as its @ othersu00e2u0080u0099 expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.
my favourite too - made me rofr
This is the greatest website ever. And this is my favorite.
hahaha, this one is frigging awesome... im definitely going to hell for laughing at chernobyl
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