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heheh!!, i love this looks like kitty suffer from morning sickness, i know natural ways to morning sickness relief.
http://www.morningsicknessfix.com/how-to-stop-morn...

HILARIOUS! Huge LIKE for rolcats.com!

Original site: kotomatrix.ru

The topic is quite hot on the Internet right now. What do you pay the most attention to when choosing what to write ?

PleaSE, more rolcats! This is the funniest site evah!pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

No rolcats Johnny Tsunami a very bad surfer. A we wouldn't want that now, would we?

WANT.

WANT BAD.

C'MON dammit!! I need a fix....

Zomg, mas u00d0u00afolgatos!
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@ ganrAma

I too enjoy a good POLE RAM (BTW you spelled it rong).

POLL RAM LOZ

ROLL MOL ZAP

LOL MOAR PLZ

PLZ MOAR LOL

Finally, these horrid, blasphemous rolcats have been shut down by the communism machine. u00c2u00a1Praise the hammer, obey the sickle, comrades!

This is the greatest site in the history of ever. Everything is so well written. MOAR ROLCATS PLZ K THX BAI

No you don't...I mean I...er...

I secretly love this site!

More rolcats please.

My vomiting and nausea, muscle cramps, hallucinations, profuse sweating, and diarrhea have led me to post asking for more rolcat. Please? Come on dawg, be cool. I'll s your d yo. Swear to gawd, dawg. How much you give me to see how far I can shoot this ping-pong ball out of my ass? No seriously I'll just do it and then you decide how much rolcat it was worth.

"If sour cream is always this aggressive I'll never love it"

Last night I dreamed I had a RolCat. One that actually spoke out loud, in Russian. That's how much I wish there were new updates on this site. *snif*

Translating my own joke (not that anyone asked):

What happened, mommy, is that after class at Kitten School, I went up to the teacher and asked, "Mr. Mistofeles, what does 'bukkake' mean?" And so then he explained just exactly WHAT it means..."

We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh - so long as its @ othersu00e2u0080u0099 expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

These "Rolcats" are funny, no? I also appreciate the actual translations.

2 jokes for the price of 1, Comrade!

That is disgusting Throbert :S

ah! for once the russian is as funny as the rol translation!

and, does "u00d0u00b1u00d1u0083u00d0u00bau00d0u00bau00d0u00b0u00d0u00bau00d0u00b5" mean bukkake? LOL

u00d0u009du00d1u0083 u00d0u00b7u00d0u00bdu00d0u00b0u00d0u00b5u00d1u0088u00d1u008c, u00d0u00bcu00d0u00b0u00d0u00bcu00d0u00beu00d1u0087u00d0u00bau00d0u00b0, u00d0u00bfu00d0u00beu00d1u0081u00d0u00bbu00d0u00b5 u00d1u0083u00d1u0080u00d0u00beu00d0u00bau00d0u00b0 u00d0u00b2 u00d0u009au00d0u00beu00d1u0082u00d1u008fu00d1u0087u00d0u00b5u00d0u00b9 u00d0u00a8u00d0u00bau00d0u00beu00d0u00bbu00d0u00b5, u00d1u008f u00d0u00bfu00d0u00beu00d0u00b4u00d0u00beu00d1u0088u00d0u00bbu00d0u00b0 u00d0u00ba u00d1u0083u00d1u0087u00d0u00b8u00d1u0082u00d0u00b5u00d0u00bbu00d1u008cu00d1u008e u00d0u00b8 u00d1u0081u00d0u00bfu00d1u0080u00d0u00beu00d1u0081u00d0u00b8u00d0u00bbu00d0u00b0, "u00d0u0091u00d0u00b0u00d1u0080u00d1u0081 u00d0u0091u00d0u00b5u00d0u00b3u00d0u00b5u00d0u00bcu00d0u00beu00d1u0082u00d0u00beu00d0u00b2u00d0u00b8u00d1u0087, u00d0u00b0 u00d1u0087u00d1u0082u00d0u00be u00d1u0082u00d0u00b0u00d0u00bau00d0u00beu00d0u00b5 u00d0u00b1u00d1u0083u00d0u00bau00d0u00bau00d0u00b0u00d0u00bau00d0u00b5?" u00d0u0098 u00d0u00bfu00d0u00beu00d1u0082u00d0u00beu00d0u00bc u00d0u00beu00d0u00bd u00d0u00bcu00d0u00bdu00d0u00b5 u00d0u00beu00d0u00b1u00d1u008au00d1u008fu00d1u0081u00d0u00bdu00d0u00b8u00d0u00bb, u00d0u00b8u00d0u00bcu00d0u00b5u00d0u00bdu00d0u00bdu00d0u00be u00d0u00a7u00d0u00a2u00d0u009e u00d1u0082u00d0u00b0u00d0u00bau00d0u00beu00d0u00b5...

(Sorry, but I couldn't restrain myself from that much-too-obvious dirty joke any longer. And I welcome corrections on my Russian from native speakers!)

Comrade, for your services to the proletariat, I hereby award you the Hero of Socialist Labor, 2nd class. Keep this up and we will have to discuss that dacha in the Crimea you've always wanted.

Best. Rolcat. Ever.

@Denis: Instead of "to appreciate," I would suggest "to learn to like," or more loosely "to acquire a taste for." (As far as I know, the verb "u00d0u00bfu00d0u00beu00d0u00bbu00d1u008eu00d0u00b1u00d0u00b8u00d1u0082u00d1u008c" normally implies that an affection for something has been developed after a certain period of time.)

My suggested loose translation:

"If sour cream is always this aggressive, I don't see how I'll ever learn to like it!"

(I remember that in my younger, pre-college days, I used to feel the same way about beer...)

Me so horny 4 rolcat, meow!

This is the funniest blog I've ever seen.

I'm "rol'ing" on floor laughing!

Hahaha, thats the first time i actually laughed as hard at the actual translation, as i did the rolcats version. Russians stepping it up? what?
Great job rolcats, something so witty i almost cant stand it!

"If sour cream is always this aggressive,
I will not be able to appreciate it..."

lol

I don't believe that people don't realize Harold is just a copypasta bot.

(insert inane haroldish i-don't-get-it babble here)

(insert duh, harold, you have no sense of humor counterbanter here)

is funny, no?