
Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility! It’s imperative we reach the acid baths…

Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility! It’s imperative we reach the acid baths…
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Finally, these horrid, blasphemous rolcats have been shut down by the communism machine. ¡Praise the hammer, obey the sickle, comrades!
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I secretly love this site!
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"If sour cream is always this aggressive I'll never love it"
Last night I dreamed I had a RolCat. One that actually spoke out loud, in Russian. That's how much I wish there were new updates on this site. *snif*
Translating my own joke (not that anyone asked):What happened, mommy, is that after class at Kitten School, I went up to the teacher and asked, "Mr. Mistofeles, what does 'bukkake' mean?" And so then he explained just exactly WHAT it means..."
We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh - so long as its @ others’ expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.
These "Rolcats" are funny, no? I also appreciate the actual translations.2 jokes for the price of 1, Comrade!
That is disgusting Throbert :S
ah! for once the russian is as funny as the rol translation!and, does "буккаке" mean bukkake? LOL
Ну знаешь, мамочка, после урока в Котячей Школе, я подошла к учителью и спросила, "Барс Бегемотович, а что такое буккаке?" И потом он мне объяснил, именно ЧТО такое...(Sorry, but I couldn't restrain myself from that much-too-obvious dirty joke any longer. And I welcome corrections on my Russian from native speakers!)
Comrade, for your services to the proletariat, I hereby award you the Hero of Socialist Labor, 2nd class. Keep this up and we will have to discuss that dacha in the Crimea you've always wanted.
Best. Rolcat. Ever.
@Denis: Instead of "to appreciate," I would suggest "to learn to like," or more loosely "to acquire a taste for." (As far as I know, the verb "полюбить" normally implies that an affection for something has been developed after a certain period of time.)My suggested loose translation:"If sour cream is always this aggressive, I don't see how I'll ever learn to like it!"(I remember that in my younger, pre-college days, I used to feel the same way about beer...)
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This is the funniest blog I've ever seen.
I'm "rol'ing" on floor laughing!
Hahaha, thats the first time i actually laughed as hard at the actual translation, as i did the rolcats version. Russians stepping it up? what? Great job rolcats, something so witty i almost cant stand it!
"If sour cream is always this aggressive, I will not be able to appreciate it..."
lol
I don't believe that people don't realize Harold is just a copypasta bot.
(insert inane haroldish i-don't-get-it babble here)(insert duh, harold, you have no sense of humor counterbanter here)is funny, no?
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