Archive for March, 2009

The Coryphaeus of Science

Monday, March 30th, 2009

The Coryphaeus of Science summons you to the axe, Trotskyite!

Useless pandas

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Our forsaken fecundity stresses our American captors. Bald eagles starve while we gorge!

His lethargic display of apathy and lack of industry is shameful!

Friday, March 27th, 2009

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-His lethargic display of apathy and lack of industry is shameful!

-It is a legitimate response to the harsh and inconsequential nature of being. I celebrate his tenacity!

After that act of defiance Grigor was never heard from again.

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

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After that act of defiance Grigor was never heard from again.  And none in the company ever spoke of the incident.  He was my best friend.

Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility!

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

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Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility!  It’s imperative we reach the acid baths…

This thought above all others keeps me from sleep this night.

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

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That we both may be a burden on the state, this thought above all others keeps me from sleep this night.