Archive for February, 2009

Have strength, my little cabbage.

Friday, February 6th, 2009

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Have strength, my little cabbage. By the mercy of NKVD Order No. 00447, we have been chosen for Resettlement.

We will show the tin mines of Kolyma the true power of the proletariat.

Aaaaah… Pig iron, your musk is that of glorious industry…

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

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Aaaaah… Pig iron, your musk is that of glorious industry …

You're light on your payments again Andrei.

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

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If we discover you’ve been holding out, you’ll be treated to a reunion with your cousins at the bottom of the Moskva.

These consumables are contraband, comrade.

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

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Your passage to the gulag is paid for in L’eggs Body Beautiful Smoothers Shaping Hosiery!