Bask in your Western accoutrement, Romanov harlot…

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I prepare your final resting place, as your overfed corpse will make a fine fertilizer for my potato crops

13 Responses to “Bask in your Western accoutrement, Romanov harlot…”

  1. Marysienka says:

    HOLY ASS, THIS IS WONDERFUL!!!!

  2. sontology says:

    Л. М. А. О.

  3. kyknoord says:

    I can die happy now :mrgreen:

  4. Harold says:

    We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh – so long as its @ others’ expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

  5. Tim says:

    Harold, at least 50% of these are using the Russian format to make fun of America and Capitalism… apparently you, ugly American, missed the punchline.

  6. 11:11 says:

    hahaha!!!

  7. RUSSIAxUSA says:

    Boy, I really dig pussy.

  8. Throbert McGee says:

    Wow, the original Russian is actually slightly funny in this one, instead of cutesy-poo:

    “It’s ridiculous that MEN make fun of ‘feminine logic’ — after all, no woman on Earth has ever gotten married to a guy ONLY because he had sexy legs.”

  9. bubjubb says:

    the best one

  10. O. says:

    Baw! he’s dug himself a cute little potato pit to bury her in! Dig, comrade, dig!

  11. michka says:

    “I see London, I see France…….”

  12. Alexei says:

    It’d be funnier if it weren’t so true. Oh the old country.

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