Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…
Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…
Go back to Oklahoma!
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Dude, I am- how you say in English? Oh yes, ROTFLMA. You must be a genius- or insane- or both!
Ha! Take it from a Russian-borne, the translation is not even close to correct! Rediculous!
True translation:
“Sleep well, my ungainly friend, be at peace…
Tonight, I dine not on tuna, but on pig-flesh!”
We’re not alike. A different color,
A different weight and standing, too
Our differences aside, I have discovered:
‘Tween humans, some friends are pigs, too!
OMG Russian-bourne person has realised that the translation is inaccurate. I can’t wait till the ban on humour is lifted in Russia.
We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh – so long as its @ others’ expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.
Harold yes you are an ugly american
The Russian captions are actually funny. The English, on the other hand…
…are also funny!
“Porcine gastropod…” Genius!
XD
A+. The plus is for “porcine gastropod.” (!)
I would like to have seen Montana…
I really enjoy the real translation to this one. The cat really is looking a bit suspicious.
When medium and rare just don’t cut it…
Officer, “parking forbidden” says nothing about porking.
Wow, I get the Oklahoma reference its to the poem Love Oklahoma, but I think thats Ukrainian/Soviet poem that made fun of it
sorry for bad grammar, im too lazy to proofread.
OMG Ryry – why have it in russian if the translation isn’t accurate? why not then just use a picture?
BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY, jesus christ.
In Soviet Russia, joke gets you!
I don’t speak Russian, but my roomate does, and she says it’s
“it doesnt matter that we arnt same size, skin color, weight……
because not only people accept pigs into their circles”
I think that’s actually pretty funny
You translation skills, comrade, have clearly been compromised by the capitalistic forces of the internet. The caption should read:
Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…
Your flesh will feed the revolution!