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You translation skills, comrade, have clearly been compromised by the capitalistic forces of the internet. The caption should read:

Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropodu00e2u0080u00a6
Your flesh will feed the revolution!

I don't speak Russian, but my roomate does, and she says it's
"it doesnt matter that we arnt same size, skin color, weight......

because not only people accept pigs into their circles"

I think that's actually pretty funny

In Soviet Russia, joke gets you!

BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY, jesus christ.

OMG Ryry - why have it in russian if the translation isn't accurate? why not then just use a picture?

Wow, I get the Oklahoma reference its to the poem Love Oklahoma, but I think thats Ukrainian/Soviet poem that made fun of it

sorry for bad grammar, im too lazy to proofread.

Officer, "parking forbidden" says nothing about porking.

When medium and rare just don't cut it...

I really enjoy the real translation to this one. The cat really is looking a bit suspicious.

I would like to have seen Montana...

XD

A+. The plus is for "porcine gastropod." (!)

"Porcine gastropod..." Genius!

...are also funny!

The Russian captions are actually funny. The English, on the other hand...

Harold yes you are an ugly american

We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh - so long as its @ others' expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

OMG Russian-bourne person has realised that the translation is inaccurate. I can't wait till the ban on humour is lifted in Russia.

We're not alike. A different color,
A different weight and standing, too
Our differences aside, I have discovered:
'Tween humans, some friends are pigs, too!

Ha! Take it from a Russian-borne, the translation is not even close to correct! Rediculous!

True translation:

"Sleep well, my ungainly friend, be at peace...
Tonight, I dine not on tuna, but on pig-flesh!"

Dude, I am- how you say in English? Oh yes, ROTFLMA. You must be a genius- or insane- or both!