Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…

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Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…

Go back to Oklahoma!

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melissa m moderator
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You translation skills, comrade, have clearly been compromised by the capitalistic forces of the internet. The caption should read:Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod… Your flesh will feed the revolution!

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Eh moderator
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I don't speak Russian, but my roomate does, and she says it's "it doesnt matter that we arnt same size, skin color, weight......because not only people accept pigs into their circles"I think that's actually pretty funny

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RuthenianCowboy moderator
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In Soviet Russia, joke gets you!

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Gah moderator
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BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY, jesus christ.

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dee moderator
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OMG Ryry - why have it in russian if the translation isn't accurate? why not then just use a picture?

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Boris moderator
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Wow, I get the Oklahoma reference its to the poem Love Oklahoma, but I think thats Ukrainian/Soviet poem that made fun of itsorry for bad grammar, im too lazy to proofread.

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RUSSIAxUSA moderator
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Officer, "parking forbidden" says nothing about porking.

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RUSSIAxUSA moderator
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When medium and rare just don't cut it...

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DyingFaerie moderator
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I really enjoy the real translation to this one. The cat really is looking a bit suspicious.

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duhuuu moderator
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I would like to have seen Montana...

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Anna moderator
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XDA+. The plus is for "porcine gastropod." (!)

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Jake moderator
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"Porcine gastropod..." Genius!

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Gavin moderator
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...are also funny!

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Jeff moderator
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The Russian captions are actually funny. The English, on the other hand...

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ryry moderator
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Harold yes you are an ugly american

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Harold moderator
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We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh - so long as its @ others' expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

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Ryry moderator
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OMG Russian-bourne person has realised that the translation is inaccurate. I can't wait till the ban on humour is lifted in Russia.

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Sessy moderator
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We're not alike. A different color, A different weight and standing, too Our differences aside, I have discovered: 'Tween humans, some friends are pigs, too!

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Inaccurate! moderator
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Ha! Take it from a Russian-borne, the translation is not even close to correct! Rediculous!True translation:"Sleep well, my ungainly friend, be at peace... Tonight, I dine not on tuna, but on pig-flesh!"

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Billy moderator
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Dude, I am- how you say in English? Oh yes, ROTFLMA. You must be a genius- or insane- or both!

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