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You sir, Win an Internet!

If you want to read a reader's feedback :) , I rate this post for four from five. Decent info, but I have to go to that damn msn to find the missed pieces. Thank you, anyway!

@Fionbio

"u00d0u009au00d0u0093/u00d0u0090u00d0u009c."

Thats pretty rude... You should just lighten up and enjoy the site. If you don't like it, go somewhere else.

As a fluent speaker in the Mother Tongue, I hereby certify that the translations are fake but accurate. Just ask Dan Rather.

These wild and crazy cats must have escaped from the underground bunker of the Karl Marx Treatment Center at the People's Cube where they were being used to conduct experiments in subliminal messaging and lobotomy.

This entire website makes me too happy. These re-captions are the latest and most ingenious iteration of lolcats, in that they aren't completely retarded. I'm currently using this site as a way to weed out my "friends" by seeing who does or doesn't understand the plight of our feline brethren. I've uncovered new enemies and have since formed unlikely alliances. Just remember, all cats are grey at night...

Hey, didn't that cat used to be on Star Trek? Here's his picture: http://www.megomuseum.com/startrek/images/balok.jpg

@Nublet

Yo mama. <---- the brightest achievement in American humor. Enjoy.

Us people seem to be queuing for updates but there are shortages it appears.

Talk about dropping the ball. All that traffic this week and no updates.

When is the next post?

We <3 rolcats!!

OMG Ponies! I just realized that the English translations are not really what the Russianese says! I am so disillusioned. It appears as if this is a humor site. I never in my life would have imagined that there would be humor on the Interweb.

This is a good website, although I agree with people who say that jokes get more and more boring as you go through them. One way to avoid it - don't look through hundreds of them at once!
When I first saw this website I though "WTF, they're retarded!" But after reading a few comments it all became clear :)

Great site, something different is always good! Keep it up!

For those of you who want proper/direct translations, see my name.

:)

After "you punch like a a Georgian" literally changed my life, I check this site twice a day. Give us more rolcats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very nays site, ah tsink yu shud giv som rashen transleyshan to tze sabs, Coase does not Evry soviet People anderstends IT.

translated by google

Hans: You mean like "Let me out of this camp! I'm not even kosher!1"?

Those pictures are purest fun!

If there were german lolcats, I bet there woud be something similar with Nazi-jokes very soon.

COMRADE ANNA SAYS:

"As cute as some of these u00e2u0080u009ctranslationsu00e2u0080u009d are, how long can a mind, even an American mind, stay amused at whatu00e2u0080u0099s essentially one joke told over and over ad infinitum?"

ROLCATS are the opiate of the masses. Weak American minds will remain amused as long as Soviet, er... Russian nails are the biggest in the world!

Nyet, nyet to all the bourgeois naysayers!

This site is not funny because it speaks truth to power.

With evil American government doubling its share of GDP overnight, you decadent petit bourgeiosie will soon know the glory of Stakanovite enthusiasm in the glorious giant nail factory!

ROLCATS of the world, unite! Dyslexics, untie!

What do you mean? This isn't dental floss?

Yup, I agree with Anna. I like both of the captions together. I think if you can read and speak Russian you'll find it twice as funny ^^

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Harold is the admin.

asdf: Not true. I like the two in combination.

its funny cause the russians always like the russian captions better and the americans like the phoney translations better

What I really want to know is what breed of cat that is, I need one for my collection.

If we can't laugh at the tragedy of life under the oppression of the old Eastern Bloc, what can we laugh at? This site is genius.

u00d0u00af is 'ya' in Russian -- not 'R'. Demitri should be spelled Dmitri or Dmitry.

But I guess that's part of the comedy.

Shake it up!

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Fluent in Russian: if you mean me, I never said they're any better. I just first thought that "translations" suck by themselves, though perhaps I'm wrong here.

I question why people who believe the originals are oh so much funnier are even here.

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@Dave: your day-to-day sounds like socialism to me! :)

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Anna: u00d0u00b2u00d0u00beu00d0u00b7u00d0u00bcu00d0u00beu00d0u00b6u00d0u00bdu00d0u00be, u00d1u0087u00d1u0082u00d0u00be u00d0u00b8 u00d1u0082u00d0u00b0u00d0u00ba, u00d0u00bdu00d0u00b5 u00d0u00b8u00d1u0081u00d0u00bau00d0u00bbu00d1u008eu00d1u0087u00d0u00b0u00d1u008e, u00d0u00bcu00d0u00beu00d0u00b6u00d0u00b5u00d1u0082, u00d1u008f u00d0u00b8 u00d0u00bdu00d0u00b5 u00d0u00bfu00d1u0080u00d0u00b0u00d0u00b2. u00d0u009du00d0u00be u00d0u00b1u00d0u00beu00d0u00bbu00d0u00b5u00d0u00b5 u00d1u0087u00d0u00b5u00d0u00bc u00d1u0083u00d0u00b2u00d0u00b5u00d1u0080u00d0u00b5u00d0u00bd, u00d1u0087u00d1u0082u00d0u00be u00d0u00bcu00d0u00bdu00d0u00beu00d0u00b3u00d0u00b8u00d0u00b5 u00d0u00bfu00d1u0080u00d0u00beu00d1u0087u00d0u00b8u00d1u0082u00d0u00b0u00d0u00b2u00d1u0088u00d0u00b8u00d0u00b5 u00d0u00bfu00d0u00beu00d0u00b4u00d1u0083u00d0u00bcu00d0u00b0u00d1u008eu00d1u0082, u00d1u0087u00d1u0082u00d0u00be u00d0u00b2 u00d0u00a0u00d0u00beu00d1u0081u00d1u0081u00d0u00b8u00d0u00b8 u00d0u00b8 u00d0u00bfu00d1u0080u00d0u00b0u00d0u00b2u00d0u00b4u00d0u00b0 u00d0u00b4u00d1u0083u00d1u0080u00d0u00b0u00d1u0086u00d0u00bau00d0u00b8u00d0u00b5 u00d1u0088u00d1u0083u00d1u0082u00d0u00bau00d0u00b8 u00d0u00bfu00d1u0080u00d0u00be u00d0u00bau00d0u00beu00d1u0082u00d0u00beu00d0u00b2 u00d0u00b2u00d1u008bu00d0u00b4u00d0u00b5u00d1u0080u00d0u00b6u00d0u00b0u00d0u00bdu00d1u008b u00d0u00b2 u00d0u00bfu00d0u00beu00d0u00b4u00d0u00beu00d0u00b1u00d0u00bdu00d0u00beu00d0u00bc u00d1u0081u00d1u0082u00d0u00b8u00d0u00bbu00d0u00b5, u00d0u00b8 u00d1u0087u00d1u0082u00d0u00be u00d1u0083 u00d0u00bdu00d0u00b0u00d1u0081 u00d1u0082u00d1u0083u00d1u0082 u00d0u00bcu00d0u00b5u00d0u00b4u00d0u00b2u00d0u00b5u00d0u00b4u00d0u00b8 u00d0u00bdu00d0u00b5 u00d1u0082u00d0u00beu00d0u00bbu00d1u008cu00d0u00bau00d0u00be u00d0u00bfu00d0u00be u00d1u0083u00d0u00bbu00d0u00b8u00d1u0086u00d0u00b0u00d0u00bc u00d1u0085u00d0u00beu00d0u00b4u00d1u008fu00d1u0082, u00d0u00bdu00d0u00be u00d0u00b8 u00d0u00b2 u00d0u00b4u00d0u00beu00d0u00b1u00d0u00b0u00d0u00b2u00d0u00beu00d0u00ba u00d1u0083 u00d0u00bcu00d0u00b0u00d0u00bbu00d0u00b5u00d0u00bdu00d1u008cu00d0u00bau00d0u00b8u00d1u0085 u00d0u00b4u00d0u00b5u00d1u0082u00d0u00b5u00d0u00b9 u00d0u00b2u00d0u00beu00d0u00b4u00d0u00bau00d1u0083 u00d0u00beu00d1u0082u00d0u00b1u00d0u00b8u00d1u0080u00d0u00b0u00d1u008eu00d1u0082. u00d0u00a5u00d0u00beu00d1u0082u00d1u008f u00d0u00bcu00d0u00beu00d0u00b6u00d0u00b5u00d1u0082 u00d0u00b8 u00d1u0084u00d0u00b8u00d0u00b3 u00d1u0081 u00d0u00bdu00d0u00b8u00d0u00bcu00d0u00b8 :)

So close bee. I sit in an office all day, am 24, get 2 weeks of vacation a year, receive an adequate health care plan and make more than 50k a year. So you were like... 50% right or so.

I did enjoy these, but I agree it would be kind of cool to see the real translations as well. Could one of you people who have bashed the site please start your own and translate them literally?

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Here's the description of these translations that other Russian readers pissed off by silly stereotypes will understand: u00d0u009au00d0u0093/u00d0u0090u00d0u009c.

bee: The Dilbert revolution, the necessity of which has been long talked about by Bolshevists,...coo-coo!

The West's triumphalism over communism is only meant to conceal the conditions of the present. How many of you Americans over 25 sit in offices all day (and take vacation 2 weeks a year) so that you can have some miserable health care plan and earn less than 50k a year?

The Russian is much funnier. Stop trying to use lame stereotypes and pathetic attempts at historical references as something humorous. You should have just found a real translator. The Russians know what's up!

Wow. The best part about this site are the people who don't get it. Poor sods. Whole swaths of the internet must be entirely baffling to them.

I shit my diaper reading these things. Nice work!