These consumables are contraband, comrade.

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How to Get Six Pack Fast moderator
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Not that I'm totally impressed, but this is a lot more than I expected for when I found a link on Furl telling that the info is awesome. Thanks.

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RUSSIAxUSA moderator
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What's this shit? Where's my cheezburger?

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Tony moderator
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As an Anglophone who has seen plenty of English lolcats, I kind of knew long before I came to this site that literal translations of the original would suck and never be anywhere near as funny as the "translations" on this site.

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Anna moderator
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Sergei: The originals are granny humor, that's sort of part of the gag for me... I wonder if the anglophones are missing out.

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Sergei moderator
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Please, no more literal translations. They are humour for the grandmother, and perhaps not the point?

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maelstrom moderator
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literal translation: one of the responsibilities of a housecat is to ensure that everything purchased is in agreement with the list

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Alex moderator
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Great site. Keep them coming!

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Alex moderator
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Fluent, make your own website and see if people find it funny. Let the market mechanisms decide what's funny. I think the market has decided this site is beyond funny.

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Groucho Smirnov moderator
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"Aha, they forgot to buy boxcutters. How else will I take over the plane to crash into the WTC and kill so many imperialist Americans?"See, WTC humor can be funny too!

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Harold moderator
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We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh - so long as its @ others' expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

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Fish moderator
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"The eye of our feared comrade of marble turns this way! Quick, let me in, or the gulag will be the fate of us all!"

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jurisnaturalist moderator
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Five hours in line for a stupid paper bag. At least now I'll be able to wipe!

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Anton Howes moderator
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Actual translation: "One of the responsibilities of the domestic cat - to check that everything was bought according to the shopping list"

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Scott moderator
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Actually, Fluent, this is making fun of the propaganda of that system that sent people to gulags. You're a bit tetchy and are obviously humor-impaired.A more parallel analogy based on US history and culture would be something like:"I see you're eating sushi, you are traitorous and Japanese and must be sent to an internment camp."See . . . it's not making fun of what happened, but the system that committed such obviously wrong-headed atrocities and the puffery and propaganda that went with it.If you don't understand this analogy and how it's pretty similar you may wish to peruse http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_American_internment . There was certainly some good propaganda about the danger of the Japanese, too.The humor seems to hit a little too close to home for you. Best wishes.

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Q moderator
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"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed."

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Fluent moderator
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Hw's ths fr hmr? Sbsttt "glg" n vry n f ths nnyng psts fr "prl hrbr" r "9/11". h, knw, hw's ths fr "trnsltd" cptn:" lv scvngng th lftvrs ftr th 9/11 WTC cllps!"Whr s yr sns f hmr nw? h, nd "Bll" (frm th sth), thr r thngs tht shld nt b sd n vn, nd ths s n f thm. t ws smbr pg n hstry, lk th Hlcst -- blv y fl th sm wy bt Jss t thr n th cnfdrcy?

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tastouch moderator
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Damn, did I just snag the precious hosiery with my nails? Ack! take me to the gulag now!

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SouthernBelle moderator
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This site is genius, I love it. I like the bonus correct translations sometimes given in the comments too.Anyone who doesn't like this site has no right to claim a sense of humor.

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Theresa Rothenbush moderator
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I am a hugh LOL cat connoisseur - these Rols are soooooooo darn funny. Love it! Keep it up!!

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Rei moderator
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for a sec there i was worried that you guys weren't updating any more! THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK!!!

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Marysienka moderator
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I knew I shouldn't have gotten the extra taupe ones!

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