-Pa-pa what manner of birds are they?
-Not birds my child, but vile couriers of fiery death, recite the family prayer and dream of a joyous reunion with mother.
What manner of birds?
April 3rd, 2009The Coryphaeus of Science
March 30th, 2009
The Coryphaeus of Science summons you to the axe, Trotskyite!
Useless pandas
March 29th, 2009
Our forsaken fecundity stresses our American captors. Bald eagles starve while we gorge!
His lethargic display of apathy and lack of industry is shameful!
March 27th, 2009
-His lethargic display of apathy and lack of industry is shameful!
-It is a legitimate response to the harsh and inconsequential nature of being. I celebrate his tenacity!
After that act of defiance Grigor was never heard from again.
March 26th, 2009
After that act of defiance Grigor was never heard from again. And none in the company ever spoke of the incident. He was my best friend.
Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility!
March 4th, 2009
Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility! It’s imperative we reach the acid baths…
This thought above all others keeps me from sleep this night.
March 3rd, 2009
That we both may be a burden on the state, this thought above all others keeps me from sleep this night.
The air is crisp, like fresh spring leaves.
February 26th, 2009
-The air is crisp, like fresh spring leaves.
-Do you know the time in Zurich?
-It is you! no one believed you would survive.
-We have little time, you must get these microfiche of the sub plans to Moscow
Let this serve as a warning to all betrayers!
February 26th, 2009
Let this serve as a warning to all betrayers!
Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his growing influence in state policy.
February 25th, 2009
Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his growing influence in state policy. Perhaps it is time to cash in a favor from my friends at the Kremlin.